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Jack Theakston
11-29-2005, 12:55 PM
Happy Birthday, Sweetie! :D
Linda Haluska
11-29-2005, 01:13 PM
I am floored, Jack! Thanks for this Birthday thread!:)
I just poured myself a glass of champagne!!:D
Bob Furmanek
11-29-2005, 02:32 PM
Dearest Linda,

Friendship is the wine of life. The longer you keep it, the stronger and sweeter it grows.

Have a wonderful birthday, Linda. May you live as long as you want, and never want as long as you live!
James Wheeler
11-30-2005, 02:39 AM
How old did you say you were...............21?
Linda Haluska
11-30-2005, 04:34 AM
Yes, I am 21! :D

Seriously, no one believes me when I tell them my real age. They accuse me of lying or teasing them - why would I make myself older as a joke? :confused:

I am glad I don't look my age - I don't act like it either!:p
Jack Theakston
11-30-2005, 08:41 AM
Linda, I swear, you don't look a day oveer 50! ;)
Linda Haluska
11-30-2005, 09:29 AM
Linda, I swear, you don't look a day oveer 50! ;)

:eek: Oh wait............................. you don't know what I look like - whew!!:D
Jack Theakston
11-30-2005, 09:36 AM
OK. Enough talk. Your birthday is over. This thread is closed.

OK.
Linda Haluska
11-30-2005, 09:43 AM
Party Pooper!:D

Actually, I am cutting my BD cake that was given to me at work and every hour or so, someone puts a gift and card on my desk!:D
Peter Apruzzese
11-30-2005, 09:53 AM
"Jack is acting like a willful boy. A very naughty boy, if you don't mind my saying so."
Linda Haluska
11-30-2005, 09:58 AM
Maybe some cake icing will sweeten Jack up??:p
Peter Apruzzese
11-30-2005, 10:28 AM
Jack needs to be corrected. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
Linda Haluska
11-30-2005, 10:39 AM
Hmmm....we can make him sit thru some movie he hates and maybe that will straighten him out??:p
Jack Theakston
11-30-2005, 11:41 AM
Mr. Apruzzese. You were the caretaker here. I recognize ya. I saw your picture in the newspapers. You... uh... chopped your wife and daughters up into little bits. And then you blew your brains out.
Peter Apruzzese
11-30-2005, 11:46 AM
I'm afraid I don't remember that, sir.
Bob Furmanek
11-30-2005, 12:07 PM
Gentlemen: This thread is to honor and celebrate Ms. Haluska's big day; not to promote your crimes against humanity.
Jack Theakston
11-30-2005, 12:14 PM
How about a thread to promote your big head of hair, you slimeball!!?
Bob Furmanek
11-30-2005, 12:18 PM
How about a thread to promote your big head of hair, you slimeball!!?

Oh yeah? Your glasses look like they belong to the Amazing Colossal Man! :mad:
Linda Haluska
11-30-2005, 12:18 PM
Speaking of slime.........the diner down the street is under investigation. A mobster was found shot to death in a car, in the parking lot.:eek: My Avon lady was eating lunch there and was among the one's interviewed by the media and police.

Speaking of kindness........thankyou, Bob! XOX:)

Why are you grouchy today, Jack??
Bob Furmanek
11-30-2005, 12:24 PM
Speaking of kindness........thankyou, Bob! XOX:)


You're most welcome Linda. Being kind to you is always a pleasure! :o

Why are you grouchy today, Jack??[/QUOTE]

I bet Jack went to the dentist today and was told his teeth were getting yellow. When he said he wanted a second opinion, his dentist told him that he's ugly too! :p